Netshow 3.0 - Close Captioning Sample

20세기 폭스사 배급

크리스 콜럼버스 필름

주연 / 맥컬리 컬킨

죠 페시

다니엘 스턴

존 허드

케더린 오하라

- 나홀로 집에 2 -

- 나홀로 집에 2 -
뉴욕을 헤매다

각본 / 제작 존 휴즈

감독 / 크리스 콜롬버스

내 골프공 어딨어?

내 햇빛차단제 본 사람?

그런거 바를려면 플로리다엔
왜 가냐?

난 바짝 구워야지

더 태우면 볼만하겠다

- 주근깨 때문에 햇빛을 못쬐니까
- 괜히 심통이야

흘리면 네 옷으로 닦아
걸레까지 다 쌌으니까

'딩'에는 2백점이
걸려 있습니다

아직 다 못 쌌니?

네

필요한건 다 있구?

네

할머니가 뭘 보내주셨는지
아니?

도날드 덕 슬리퍼?

비슷해

풀장용 튜브야

유치해

크리스마스 트리도 없는
플로리다에 꼭 가야해?

별 걱정을 다 한다

트리도 없는 크리스마스가
어딨어?

야자수에 장식하면 되잖아

참가자들은 뉴욕의 유서깊은
플라자 호텔에 묵게 됩니다

예약 문의는...

여보, 밧데리 어디다 놨어?

충전시키는 중이에요

어때?

멋져요

케빈, 어서 가서 타이나
매고 와라. 늦겠다

목욕탕에 있는데 지금 삼촌이
목욕하고 있어

훔쳐보면 진짜 남자가 못 된대
무슨 뜻이야?

그냥 하는 농담이야

눈감고 넥타이만 집어오면 돼

나가, 이 녀석아
한대 쥐어박기 전에!

케빈의 독창 순서야
레슬리에게 전해요

케빈의 독창, 프랭크에게 전달

여보!

케빈!

배심원 여러분

제 잘못을 사과드리고 싶습니다

뭐?

중요한 순간에 장난을 쳤습니다

무지하게 재미있드만!

동생한테도 사과하겠습니다

케빈

미안하다

버즈, 잘했다

케빈, 뭐 할 말 없니?

멍청한 놈

난 잘못 없어. 형이 먼저
약올렸어

거짓말을 믿다니 모두 바보야
여행따위 못가게 되면 좋겠어

크리스마스에 웬 해수욕이람!

케빈!

다락방으로 올라가

나도

가면 되지

초치지 마라. 여행 땜에
네 아빠가 들인 돈이 얼만데!

걱정 말아요. 구두쇠 아저씨

골치덩이라니까!

바보들

얘야

작년 여행 때도 이러다가 그
소동이 벌어진거야

나만 미워했잖아

그렇지 않아. 그리고 이번엔
형이 사과했잖니

나더러 멍청한 놈이래
가짜로 사과한거야

여기 앉아서 잘 생각해봐

형이랑 식구들한테 사과할
맘이 생기면 그때 내려와

형한테 사과하느니 변기에다
뽀뽀를 하겠네

밤새 여기 있어야 겠다

나도 내려가기 싫어
다 미워

돈만 있으면 식구들 없는 데로
혼자 놀러가고 싶어

무지무지 재미있을 거야

작년에 그랬잖아
또 그러고 싶니?

물론이지

'싹쓸이파 탈옥'

또 시작이군!

우리 식구가 앞 차
작은집은 뒷 차야

공짜라서 참을려고 했는데
시간은 맞춰서 깨워줘야하잖아

비행기표는?

내가 가졌어
우리 꺼랑 형님네 꺼

몇개지?

일곱

나도 일곱
- 열넷, 맞아

일곱, 여덟, 아홉, 열

다들 흩어져 앉으면 어쩌지?

올해는 안 그럴테니 걱정마

열 하나, 열 둘, 열 셋...

케빈은?

열 넷, 또 빼먹고 갈려구?
어림없지

케빈, 어서
/ 건전지가 떨어졌어

가방에 있으니까 비행기에서
주마

지금 줘

안돼, 몇번 출구죠?

17번입니다

늦었어요, 서둘러요

어디래요?

17번, 케빈 어서 와

아빠 가방 들었지? 가자

아메리칸 항공 뉴욕행 226편
승객은 속히 탑승하십시오

빨리...

아빠, 기다려요

같이 가

기다려요

아빠, 같이 가요

빨리 타셔야 겠는데요

다 있나 확인좀 하고요

염려말고 타세요

편한 여행 되세요

기다려요!

아슬아슬 하시네요

미안해요

아빠, 같이 가요

미안해요

괜찮아, 이거 탈거니?

네, 식구들은 벌써 탔어요

표는 있구?

이 안에...

지금 이륙할거야

표를 떨어뜨렸데요

꼭 타야 해요. 작년에도 혼자서
크리스마스를 보냈거든요

이 비행기가 확실하니?

네. 방금 전에 아빠가 탔어요

일단 태우고 가족이 있나
확인해요

네. 가자

어디 계시니?

아빠가 저기 있어요

빈 자리에 앉으렴

승객 여러분께서는 빠짐없이
안전벨트를 매주시기 바랍니다

플로리다엔 가보셨어요?

아메리칸 항공 176편 뉴욕
직행기 탑승을 환영합니다

뭐가 잘못됐어?

기분이 이상해요

뭘 잃어버렸나?

그건 아닌데, 작년 그 기분하고
똑같아요

생각하지마

빼먹은 것도 없고
모두 탔으니까

안심하라고

당신 말이 맞아요

만사 오케이야

엄마? 아빠?

삼촌?

형?

다 어딨지?

마이애미 국제공항

누구 거지?
- 부룩

이건 메간 거고, 부룩한테 줘

이건 케빈 거군. 케빈 줘

케빈한테 줘

케빈 줘

케빈한테 전달

케빈

전달

케빈한테 전달

케빈, 여기 있어

케빈 없어

케빈 없대

케빈 없어

케빈 없대

케빈 없어

케빈 없어요

케빈 없어

케빈 없대요

뭐라구?

케빈!

실례해요. 중요한 일이에요

뭐지?

여기가 어디에요?

뉴욕이란다

또 사고쳤네!

무슨 일이 있니?

아녜요

식구들은 플로리다로 날아갔고
여긴 뉴욕?

다들 플로리다에 있고

나홀로 뉴욕에?

고마워요. 안녕

공항 경비실

아이 이름은요?

케빈이예요

마지막으로 본게 언제입니까?

길에 두고 왔나?

아냐, 공항에서도 봤는 걸

대개 보안 검사 때 헤어지는
수가 많죠. 다들 통과했나요?

모르겠어요

늦어서 정신없이 뛰었거든요

아이가 없는건 언제 알았죠?

짐 찾을 때요

전에 가출한 적 있어요?

아뇨

혼자 떨어져 있은 적은요?

실은 작년에도 이랬어요

우리 집안의 전통이
되려나 봐요

신기하게도 짐은 잃어버린
적이 없는데...

작년엔 혼자 집에 남았었어요

이런 것도 전통이 된다면
말이죠

시카고에 연락을 취해서 애가
어디 있는지 알아보겠습니다

다른 데는 안 갔을 겁니다

조심해, 녀석아

마브, 여기가 기회의 땅
뉴욕이다

냄새나지?

무슨 냄새게?

생선

자유의 냄새야

비린내 뿐인데

자유의 냄새와 돈 냄새야

네 말이 맞아

누가 보기 전에 어서 가자

생선냄새다 뭐

한탕해서 가짜 여권을 산 뒤
외국으로 튀는거야

아리조나 말야?

정말 똑똑하다

고거 얻자고 쇠창살 뚫고
도망친줄 알아?

없는 것보다 낫잖아
우리 새 이름 짓자

'끈끈이파' 어때?

귀엽다 귀여워

유서깊은 뉴욕 플라자 호텔에
묵게 됩니다

끔찍해!

왜?

뭘 봤거든

맞아도 싸지

날 좋아한거 아니었나...

플라자 호텔

로비가 어디에요?

쭉 가면 왼쪽에 있단다

'딩댕동쇼' 참가자들은 뉴욕
플라자 호텔에 묵게 됩니다

예약 전화는 180-751-3000번
입니다

좋았다구

난 피터 맥칼리스터요

큰 침대와 텔레비젼, 냉장고가
있는 방을 예약하고 싶소

크레딧 카드? 물론이오

플라자 호텔 예약부입니다

난 피터 맥칼리스터요

큰 침대와 텔레비젼, 냉장고가
있는 방을 예약하고 싶소

크레딧 카드는 있으시죠?

크레딧 카드? 물론이오

감사합니다

이따 다시 걸게

안녕!

뭘 도와줄까?

맥컬리스터로 예약했는데요

네가 했니?

아줌마, 난 겨우 요만한
꼬마에요. 어른이 되려면 멀었죠

근데 어떻게 예약을 했겠어요?

말도 안되죠

뭐가 뭔지...

아빠는 회의가 있고 난 마땅히
있을 데가 없어서

호텔에 내려주고 가셨어요

크레딧 카드도 주셨죠. 여기서는
장난을 치면 안된댔어요

전 한번 장난을 치기 시작하면

못 말려요

행방이 묘연해요

시간이 걸리겠어요. 호텔은
예약하셨습니까?

아이 사진 있으세요?

지갑에 있어요

지갑을 가방에 넣었는데

케빈이 건전지를 찾는답시고
가방을 뒤적이고 있었어

지갑에 크레딧 카드 있어요?

돈도 들었어요...

카드회사에 확인해보죠. 그애가
카드를 사용했다면 알수 있어요

그런건 모를거예요

됐어!

시드릭?

손님들 앞에서 돈 세지마
- 죄송해요

저 꼬마녀석 좀 잘 살펴봐

이봐요

편히 지내라. 그리고 아빠
오시면 여기 들르시라고 해

도와주셔서 고마워요

가방 들어드릴까요?

왼쪽입니다. 허버트 후버씨가
묵었던 층이에요

과학자?

아니, 대통령이죠

특실입니다

멋지다!

저 큰 침대가 내꺼야!

깨끗하고 넓은데!

정말 맘에 들어!

이봐요

열쇠를 넣을까요, 아니면
걸어놓을까요?

내가 할께요

맘에 드십니까?
방 온도는요?

텔레비젼 켤줄 아세요?

난 10살이나 됐어요

미안해요

아직 많이 있어요

다이빙하면 방해가 될까요?

아니다

고맙습니다

어머나!

이게 진짜 휴가지

거기 서!

나에요. 자니

알고 있어. 엘리베이터를 내릴
때부터 냄새가 났어

2개면 될까요?

3개 주세요

당신이 좋아하는 가데니아향이죠

어젯밤에도 여기 왔었지?

'블루 멍키'에서
노래 불렀어요

아냐, 아저씨 동생이랑 만났어

넌 여기서 내동생 녀석을
만났어

치사한 거짓말예요. 자니

넌 남자라면 가리지 않아

스너피, 앨, 레오, 리틀 모,
칙스, 바니 밥, 클리프

더 댈 수도 있어

사실이 아녜요

난 널 믿지만 내 총은
안 믿어

내겐 당신 뿐이에요

무릎 꿇고 사랑한다고 말해

당신을 위해 달이라도 따올께요

그 정도론 안돼

내 사랑은 비행기를 두번 타야
건널 수 있는 바다만큼 넓어요

어쨋든 널 믿는다

그래서 보내주기로 했다
셋을 셀 동안 도망쳐라

그 지저분한 몸뚱이를
치우란 말이다

저 여잔 스파이야

하나

둘!

셋!

메리 크리스마스, 더러운 것

새해 복 많이 받고

청소부입니다

나가, 이 멍청한 녀석아

우리 신혼여행 때 보단 낫네

큰아버지가 뉴욕에 사시네
파리에서 오시면 만나러 가야지

올해도 좋은 선물을 주실거야

안녕, 엄마

잘자라, 케빈

팬티 왔는데요

조용히 해요, 여자라도 보면
어떻게 해요

조심하는 중입니다

속옷일 땐 신경좀 쓰세요

알겠습니다

팁 줘야줘?

괜찮습니다. 어제 받은게
남았거든요

싫음 관둬요

아녜요, 줘도 돼요...

맥컬리스터군

잠깐만

잘 쉬셨습니까?

차 왔나요?

리무진과 피자를 대기시켰습니다

어젯밤 일로 아버지께서 혹시
오해하지 않으시던가요?

화가 잔뜩 나셨어요

그래요

뉴욕은 목욕도 맘놓고
못하는 데냐고 하셨어요

곧 내려오시겠죠?

벌써 나가셨어요

사과를 드리고 싶어서
그러는데...

샤워하는 거나 훔쳐보는
사람을 만나고 싶겠어요?

아니죠

우리가 묵는 동안 쭉
못 만나실 거예요

알겠습니다

안녕

재미있게 노세요

맥컬리스터라...

확인중

안녕하세요?

안녕!

주문하신 치즈 피자입니다

여보세요?

네...

장난감 가게로 가요

그러죠

도난 카드

됐어!

저리 가

가라구, 꺼지란 말이야!

마브, 할 얘기가 있어

목도리 필요해?

됐어. 얘기좀 하자

도망가는데 필요한 걸
훔칠 장비도 없지만

물건보다는 돈이 있어야 돼

호텔에 가서 관광객을 털까?

크리스마스 이브엔 상점에
돈이 넘친다구

값싼 물건을 파는 가게에
현금이 특히 많지

맞아

현금도 많고 도둑한테 신경
안 쓰는 데가 어디겠니?

과자 가게

촌스럽긴, 바로 요거란 말이다

던칸 장난감 가게

똑똑해요, 해리군

오늘같은 날 장난감 가게를
눈여겨 볼 사람은 없어

물론이지

여기에요

'던칸 장난감'입니다

메리 크리스마스, 케빈

이런 엄청난 건 처음 봐...

마브

집은 좋은데 화장실이 없네

계획을 말해봐

다들 가고 나면 행동개시다

어떻게?

금궤를 털어서 유유히
사라져야지

좋았어

혼자 왔니?

저같은 겁장이가요?

그냥 확인해본 거다

책임감이 강하시군요

고맙구나

천만에요

23달러 75센트란다

그 돈은 다 어디서 났니?

할머니들이 주셨어요

알만하구나

아주 훌륭한 곳이에요
/ 고맙다

아이들이 맘껏 놀수 있게 해준
던칸씨는 좋은 분이실 거예요

딴데는 안 그렇거든요

그러니?

던칸씨는 오늘 판매한 수익금을

전부 아동병원에 기부할 거란다

크리스마스 다음날 금고를 열어
전달할 예정이지

훌륭하시군요

던칸씨는 아이들을 무척
좋아한단다

우리 형이 차고에 숨긴 돈
20달러를 주웠거든요

기부금으로 낼께요. 엄마한테도
말씀드릴거예요

군것질하는 것보단 낫잖아요

기특하구나

저기 트리 보이지?

답례로 뭘 하나 선물하마
집에 가져가거라

공짜로요?

내가 골라줄까?

산비둘기란다

두개나요?

그래, 이걸 가져가서

하나는 네가 갖고 나머지는
특별한 사람에게 주거라

그러면 둘은 영원한 친구가
되는 거란다

전 몰랐어요

노래에도 나오잖니

고마워요

메리 크리스마스

밖이 추우니까 나가기 전에
잘 챙겨 입어야 돼요

그러마

어디 갈까?

센트럴 공원 동물원에
데려 간댔잖아

누군가 봐라

가서 붙잡자

안녕, 친구

가자!

쌉니다. 떨이에요...

저기 있다

잘 지내라

도와주세요. 누가 쫓아와요

무슨 일이냐? 훔친 카드를
쓰다 들켰나보지?

경찰하고 상의해봐야 겠다

일어나!

어서 가잔 말이다

돌아와, 이 도둑놈아!

그애 잡아

붙잡아요

이 맹랑한...

크레딧 카드 도둑으로 몰렸네

경비 불러!

사기꾼 녀석을 잡아야 돼

시드릭, 따라 와!

이젠 집에 가고 싶어

거기 서!

지배인입니다

알아. 엘리베이터를 내릴
때부터 냄새가 났어

어젯밤에도 여기 왔었지?

그랬는데요

넌 여기서 내 동생 녀석이랑
만났어

그건 오해신데요

넌 남자라면 가리지 않아

스너피, 앨, 레오, 리틀 모,
칙스, 바니 밥, 클리프...

난 아니야. 믿어줘

더 댈 수도 있어

죄송하지만, 그건 정말 오해에요
저희는 꼬마를 찾고 있어요

난 널 믿지만 내 총은
안 믿어

무릎 꿇고 사랑한다고 말해

무릎 꿇자

사랑해요

그 정도론 안돼

사랑해요

믿기로 하지. 널 보내주겠다

셋을 셀 동안 도망쳐라

그 지저분한 몸뚱이를
치우란 말이다

하나

둘!

셋!

메리 크리스마스, 더러운 것

새해 복 많이 받고

방으로 들어가세요. 손님이
난동을 부리고 있어요

Where are my golf balls?

Anyone seen my sun block?

What's the point of going to Florida
if you use sun block?

I don't care, I'm getting toasted.

Great. Now you can be a skag
with a darker shade of skin.

He's jealous because he can't tan.
His freckles just connect.

Hey, hey, easy on the fluids!
The rubber sheets are packed.

She wants "Ding".

Behind "Ding" is 200 points!

All right!

That gives you 4700 points.

200 points! All right!

Honey, are you packed yet?

Yes.

Everything I put out?

Yes.

Oh, did you see what Grandma sent you?

Let me guess. Donald Duck slippers?

Close.

Inflatable clown to play with
in the pool.

How exciting.

Why Florida? There's no
Christmas trees in Florida.

What is it with Christmas trees?

How can you have Christmas
without a Christmas tree?

We'll find a nice fake silver one.
Or decorate a palm tree.

Guests of "Ding, Dang, Dong"
stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel:

New York's most exciting
hotel experience.

For reservations, call toll-free,
1-800-759...

- Where's the camcorder battery?
- I put it in the charger.

How's this?

Oh, much better.

Kevin, put your tie on. We'll be
late for the Christmas pageant.

It's in the bathroom. I can't go in.
Uncle Frank's taking a shower.

He says if I walk in there and see him
naked, I'd never feel like a real man.

Whatever that means.

I'm sure he was kidding.
Just run in and get your tie...

get out, and don't look
at anything.

Well

This cat they're talking about
I wonder who, could it be

'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat

The heaviest cat you ever did see

When they see me
Walkin' down the street

None of the fellas want to speak
Hey, hey, hey

On their faces they wear a silly smirk
'Cause they know

I'm the king
Of the cool jerks

Get out of here, you pervert,
or I'll slap you silly!

Oh, you're cooking, Frankie.

Christmas tree
My Christmas tree

Lit up like a star

When I see
My Christmas tree

Can loved ones be far

Christmas tree
I'm certain

Wherever I roam

Kevin's solo's coming up.
Tell Leslie.

Kevin's solo's coming up.
Tell Frank.

Okay. Frank.

Frank!

Christmastime means laughter

Toboggans in the snow

Caroling together

With faces aglow

Stockings on the mantel

A wreath on the door

And my merriest Christmas

Needs just one thing more

Christmas tree

My Christmas tree

Kevin!

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...

I'd like to apologize
for whatever displeasure...

- I might have caused you.
- What?

My prank was immature and ill-timed.

Immature or not, it was
pretty darn hilarious.

I also apologize to my brother.

Kevin.

I'm sorry.

Oh, Buzz...

that was very nice.

Kevin, do you have something to say?

Beat that, you trout-sniffer.

I'm not sorry. I did it
because Buzz humiliated me.

He gets away with everything,
so I got him.

Since you stupidly
believe his lies...

I don't care if your
Florida trip is wrecked.

Who wants to spend Christmas
in a tropical climate?

Kevin!

You walk out,
you sleep on the 3rd floor.

Yeah, with me.

So, what else is new?

Don't wreck my trip.
Your dad's paying good money for it.

Wouldn't want to spoil your fun,
Mr. Cheapskate.

What a troubled young man.

They're all a bunch of jerks.

Hi.

Last time we tried to take a trip,
we had a problem just like this.

Yeah, with me getting crapped on.

I don't care for your choice of words.
That's not what happened.

Buzz apologized to you.

Yeah, then he called me
a trout-sniffer.

He didn't mean it.
He was just sucking up to you.

Okay, why don't you just sit up here
and think things over?

When you're ready to apologize
to everyone, you can come down.

I'm not apologizing to Buzz.
I'd rather kiss a toilet seat!

Then stay up here all night.

I don't want to go down anyway!
I can't trust anybody in this family.

You know what? If I had my own
money, I'd go on my own vacation.

Alone, without any of you. And I'd
have the most fun of my whole life.

You got your wish last year.
Maybe you will this year.

I hope so.

- We did it again!
- We did it again!

Our McCallisters here,
other McCallisters there.

I shouldn't complain, but
you give the worst wake-up calls.

- Do you have the tickets?
- I've got them. Here's your family's.

- How many do you have?
- Seven.

- We have seven.
- 14!

Seven...

eight...

- nine, ten.
- How come we're not sitting together?

This time of year, we're lucky to get
on the same plane. 11, 12, 13.

Where's Kevin?

14.

Good thing I have my own ticket,
just in case you try to ditch me.

- Come on.
- I need batteries.

I'll give them to you on the plane.

- Here's two more.
- Why not now?

Not now! What's the gate number?

H-17.

Better hurry, it's the last gate.
Dad, what gate is it?

H-17, Buzz. Come on, Kevin.

Kevin, you gonna take my bag?
Take my bag.

Come on. Come on.

American Airlines
flight 226 to New York...

is now in the final
boarding process.

Come on. Come on!

Dad, wait up!

Wait up!

Wait!

Come on, come on!

Dad, wait!

Here we are! Here!

We made it.

Everybody here? We made it?
All right.

Please board, the plane's leaving.

- I'll make sure everyone gets on.
- We'll get everyone on.

Merry Christmas. Have a nice flight.

Bye.
- Bye-bye.

Hey, wait up!

Hey, guys, wait for me!

- Cutting it kind of close.
- Yes.

Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.

Wait!

- I'm sorry.
- That's okay. Are you on this flight?

Yeah. My family's on the plane.
I don't want to be left here.

- Do you have a boarding pass?
- Somewhere...

They're ready to go.

He dropped his pass.

This happened to me last year
and almost wrecked my Christmas.

You sure your family's onboard?

My dad ran in right before
I bumped into this lady.

Board him. Make sure he locates
his family before you leave him.

Okay. Come on.

Do you see your family?

There's my dad.

- Find an empty seat. Merry Christmas.
- You too.

In order to push back from the gate...

all passengers must have
their seat belts fastened.

So have you ever been to Florida?

Welcome aboard American Airlines
flight 176 non-stop to New York.

I didn't think we'd make it.

Something wrong?

Honey?

I have that feeling.

We forgot something?

No, I don't think we did,
but I just have that feeling.

Just bad memories.

We did everything, brought everything.
We have everybody.

There's nothing to worry about.

Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
You're right. We're fine.

Nothing to worry about.

Mom?

Dad?

Uncle Frank?

Buzz?

We're the last ones off the plane.

Where are those guys?

Is this Megan's?
It's Brooke's.

Give this to Brooke, this to Kevin.

- Give thisGive this to Kevin.
- Give this to Kevin.

Give this to Kevin.

- Kevin.
- Kevin.

- Give this to Kevin.
- Give this to Kevin.

- Give this to Kevin.
- Kevin.

- Give this to Kevin.
- Here you go, Kevin.

- Kevin's not here.
- Kevin's not here.

Kevin's not here.

What!

Kevin!

Excuse me, this is an emergency!

Yes, sir?

What city is that?

That's New York.

Yikes, I did it again!

Something wrong, sir?

I'll be fine.

Oh, no. My family's in Florida
and I'm in New York.

My family's in Florida?

I'm in...

New York?

Wow.

What's the child's name?

- Kevin.
- K-E-V-I-N.

When did you see him last?

Curbside check-in?

No, I saw him at the door.
He was with us in the terminal.

Most people get separated at security.
Did everyone get through security?

I don't know. Peter...

We were in a hurry.
We ran all the way to the gate.

When did you notice he was missing?

When we picked up our baggage here.

- Has the boy ever run away from home?
- No.

Has he ever been in a situation
on his own?

As a matter of fact,
this has happened before.

It's becoming a McCallister
family travel tradition.

Funnily enough,
we never lose our luggage.

He was left at home,
by accident, last year.

That's what my wife meant calling it
a McCallister family travel tradition.

We'll call Chicago and...

notify them of the situation.

The odds are that's where he is.

Thanks.

Very unlikely he'd be anywhere else.

Watch out, kid!

Yo, where's your manifest?

Here we are, Marv, New York City.

The land of opportunity.

Smell that?

Yeah.

Know what that is?

- Fish.
- It's freedom.

No, it's fish.

- It's freedom and it's money.
- Okay, okay.

It's freedom.

Come on, let's go before
someone sees us.

And it's fish.

Yes, one quick score.

We get ourselves
some phony passports...

and we hightail it
to some foreign country.

Arizona?

That's very smart, Marv.

You bust out of jail to rob 14 cents
from a Santy Claus?

Every bit helps.

Besides, now we got our new nickname.

We're the Sticky Bandits!

Real cute.

Very cute.

"The Plaza Hotel. New York's most
exciting hotel experience."

Sick!

What's the matter?

Thought I saw something.

Serves you right! Come on, let's go.

I think she likes me.

Ahh.

Excuse me, where's the lobby?

- Down the hall and to the left.
- Thanks.

Wow.

Guests of
the new "Celebrity Ding-Dang-Dong"...

stay at the world-renowned
Plaza Hotel:

New York's most exciting
hotel experience.

For reservations, call toll-free...

1-800-759-3000.

I'll do just that.

Howdy-do. This is Peter
McCallister. The father.

I'd like a hotel room.

With an extra-large bed, a TV...

and one of those little
refrigerators with a key.

Credit card? You got it.

Plaza Reservations, may I help you?

Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister.

The father.

- Yes, sir.
- I'd like a hotel room.

- Yes.
- With an extra-large bed, a TV...

and one of those little
refrigerators with a key.

You'll need a major credit card.

Credit card? You got it.

Thank you. Enjoy your stay.

Yes, two at eight, Henri.
Mr. Yamamoto.

Hold on a second.

I'll call you back.

Hi.

Can I help you?

Reservation for McCallister.

A reservation for yourself?

My feet are hardly touching the ground.
I can barely see over the counter.

How can I make a reservation
for a room?

Think about it: A kid going into
a hotel making a reservation?

I don't think so.

I'm confused.

I'm traveling with my dad.
He's on business. He's at a meeting.

I hate meetings. I'm not allowed
to go in, only to sit in the lobby.

That's boring.

So my dad dropped me off.

Gave me his credit card and said
to have check-in...

let me in the room
so I won't get into mischief.

Ma'am, sometimes I do
get into mischief.

We all do.

Merry Christmas.

No sign of him.

We'll need to be in touch.
You have hotel rooms?

- Yeah.
- Do you have a recent photo of him?

I have one in my wallet.

I don't have my wallet.

My wallet's in my bag.

Kevin was looking in my bag at
the airport. He has my wallet.

- Did you have credit cards?
- Credit cards, money...

We'll notify the credit card
companies.

If your son has the cards, we can get
a location on him when he uses them.

I don't think he knows
how to use a credit card.

Wow! It worked!

- Cedric.
- Yes?

- Don't count your tips in public.
- I'm sorry.

And find out everything you can
about that young fellow.

Front, please!

Enjoy your stay with us.

Don't forget to remind
your dad, when he arrives...

he must come down and
sign a couple of things.

- Thank you, you've been helpful.
May I take your bag?

Up here to your left.

Herbert Hoover
once stayed on this floor.

The vacuum guy?

No, the president.

This is one of our finest suites, sir.

This is great!

Wow! A huge bed just for me!

Luxurious and spacious.

How convenient.

Hey.

Did you want the key in the bag?
Or did you want to hang on to it?

I'll hang on to it.

Everything all right?

- Is the temperature okay?
- It's okay.

- Do you know how the TV works?
- I'm 10 years old. TV's my life.

Well...

I'm sorry.

And there's plenty more
where that came from.

Thank you.

Would you mind if I worked
on my cannonballs?

No.

Thanks.

Yikes!

This is a vacation.

Hold it right there!

It's me, Johnny.

I knew it was you.

I could smell you getting off
the elevator.

- Two scoops, sir?
- Two? Make it three, I'm not driving.

Gardenias, Johnny, your favorite.
- Thank you.

You was here last night too,
wasn't you?

I was singing at the Blue Monkey
last night.

She was not.
She was smooching your brother.

You was here and you was
smooching with my brother.

That's a dirty lie.
- See?

Don't give me that.
You been smooching everybody!

Snuffy, Al, Leo...

Little Moe with the gimpy leg,
Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff...

I could go on forever, baby.

You have me all wrong!

All right...

I believe you.

But my Tommy gun don't!

Johnny!

You're the only duck in my pond!

Get down on your knees
and tell me you love me.

Baby! I'm over the moon for you!

You gotta do better than that!

If my love was an ocean, Lindy'd have
to take two planes to get across it.

Maybe I'm off my hinges,
but I believe you.

That's why I'm letting you go.

I'm gonna give you till the count
of three, to get your lousy...

lying...

lowdown, four-flushing carcass
out my door!

She's rat bait.

One!

Two!

Three!

Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.

And a Happy New Year.

Housekeeping.

We know a guy who can do the cool jerk

This cat they're talkin' about

I wonder who could it be

'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat

The heaviest cat you ever did see

When they see me
Walkin' down the street

None of the fellas want to speak
Hey, hey, hey

On their faces they wear a silly smirk
'Cause they know

I'm the king of the cool jerks

Get out of here, you pervert,
or I'll slap you silly!

Uh...

Oh, you're cooking, Frankie.

Oh, my foot!

Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon.

Uncle Rob lives here.

If they're back from Paris,
I'll drop in on them.

They usually give pretty
good presents.

Good night, Mom.

Good night, Kevin.

Your drawers, sir.

Don't flash these babies around here!
There could be girls on this floor!

I was very careful, sir.

You can't be too careful
with underwear.

I understand.

I'm sorry. You wanted a tip.

That won't be necessary, sir.
I still have some tip left over.

No tip?

Okay.

No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait!

The doorman will be happy
to find you a taxi...

Mr. McCallister.

Excuse me.

Sure.

And how are we this morning?

- Fine. Is my transportation here?
- Out in front, sir.

A limousine and a pizza.

Compliments of the Plaza Hotel.

I do hope your father understands
that last night...

I was simply checking to see
that everything was in order.

Oh, he was pretty mad.

He was?

He said he didn't come here
to have his naked rear spied on.

Of course not.

Will he be down soon?

He already left.

I would've liked to have offered
my personal apology.

If a guy saw you in the shower,
would you want to see him?

I suppose not.

I don't think you'll see him again.

I understand.

Bye.

Have a lovely day.

McCallister...

- Good morning, Mr. McCallister.
- Morning.

Mr. McCallister,
here's your very own...

cheese pizza.

- Hello?
- Hello.

Know any good toy stores?

Yes, sir.

Ahh.

Bingo!

Get outta here! Go on, get
outta here! Get outta here!

Beat it! Beat it! Get outta here!

Hey, Marv! Get over here!
I gotta talk to you!

Whoa, whoa!

- Would you like a scarf?
- Forget about that, we gotta talk.

We don't have the equipment to pull off
anything big: Banks, jewelry stores...

We don't want goods.
We need cash and we need it now.

How about...

hotels?

Tourists carry lots of cash.

I got a better idea. Stores ain't
depositing cash on Christmas Eve.

The stores that will have cash are the
ones dealing in moderate priced goods.

Right. Right.

Ergo, what store's gonna make
the most cash on Christmas Eve...

that nobody's gonna rob?

Candy stores.

Nine-year-olds rob candy stores.

This is what I had in mind:

That's brilliant, Harry! Brilliant!

Nobody's dumb enough to knock off
a toy store on Christmas Eve.

Oh, yes, there is.

Here we are, sir: Duncan's Toy Chest.

Merry Christmas, Kevin.

This is the greatest accident
of my life.

Marv. Marv!

Hey, nice house.
But there's no bathroom in it.

So, what's the plan?

Everyone leaves for a holiday off.
We come out of our houses.

Yeah, then what?

We empty the registers and walk out.

Great plan, Harry!

Well, now, thank you
and Merry Christmas.

Say hello to the family.

Let me see.

You shopping alone?

In New York?
Sir, I'm afraid of my own shadow.

- I was just checking.
- That's very responsible of you.

Oh, well, thank you.

My pleasure.

That'll be $23.75.

My, my, my.
Where did you get all that money?

- I have a lot of grandmothers.
- Oh.

Well, that explains it.

This is a nice store. One of the
finer toy dealerships I've visited.

Well, thank you.

Mr. Duncan must be a nice guy...

letting kids come in here
and play with his toys.

Most toy stores prohibit that.

- Is that so?
- Yes.

Well, he loves kids.

As a matter of fact, all the money
the store takes in today...

Mr. Duncan is donating
to the Children's Hospital.

And the day after Christmas...

we empty out all the money
in the cash register...

and Mr. Duncan takes it
right down to the hospital.

That's generous of him.

Well, children bring him
a lot of joy...

as they do to everyone
who appreciates them.

I'm not supposed to spend this, but
I have $20 in a jar in our garage...

where my brother can't find it.
So I can pay my mother back.

So give this to Mr. Duncan.
The hospital needs it more than I do.

Besides, I'll probably spend it on
stuff that will rot my teeth and mind.

Ah, that's...
That's very sweet of you.

You see that tree there?

Well, to show our appreciation
for your generosity...

I'll let you select an object
from that tree...

- to take home with you.
- For free?

- May I make a suggestion?
- Okay.

Take the turtledoves.

I can have two?

Well, "two turtledoves".
And I tell you what you do.

You keep one...

and give the other one
to a very special person.

You see, turtledoves...

are a symbol of friendship
and love.

Now, as long as each of you
have your turtledove...

you'll be friends forever.

Wow, I never knew that. I thought
they were just part of a song.

They are. And for that
very special reason.

Wow.

Thanks.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas to you too.

Be sure to bundle up if you
go outside. It's nippy.

Oh. I'll do that.

Well, where to?

You promised you'd take me
to the Central Park Zoo.

Hey, look who it is.

Come on, let's get him.

Hi, pal.

Come on.

Hey!

Hey, watch it, man!

Buy now and avoid the Christmas rush.
Two for $5. Two for $5.

Four for 10.

There he is!

All right.

- Thanks.
- Merry Christmas, dude.

Whoa!

Oh...

Yes!

Thank you for your suggestion.
My duty. My pleasure.

Help! There's two guys after me!

What's the matter?
Store wouldn't take your...

stolen credit card?

Let's see what the police
have to say about this.

Get up! Get up!

Come on! Let's go get him.

Get back here, you little thief!

Stop that child!

Grab him!

Whoa!

You little sh...

I've committed credit card fraud.

Get me security!

We've got to stop that delinquent!

Come along, Cedric!

I've had enough of this vacation.
I'm going home.

Hold it!

This is the Concierge, sir!

I knew it was you.

I could smell you
getting off the elevator.

You was here last night too,
wasn't you?

Yes, sir.

I was.

You was here and you was smooching
with my brother.

Bu...

You're mistaken, sir.

Don't give me that.
You've smooched everybody.

Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe
with the gimpy leg...

Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff...

No!

It's a lie!

I could go on forever, baby.

I'm terribly sorry, sir.

I'm afraid you're mistaken.

We're looking for a young man.

All right, I believe you...

but my Tommy gun don't.

Get down on your knees
and tell me you love me.

On your knees.

I love you!

You gotta do better than that!

I love you!

Maybe I'm off my hinges...

but I believe you.

That's why I'm gonna let you go.

I'm gonna give you till the count
of three to get your lousy...

lying, low-down...

four-flushing carcass out my door!

- One!
- Open the door!

Two!

Three.

Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.

And a happy new year.

Stay in your rooms!